Thursday, June 04, 2009

I like to be, under the sea,

in an octopus' garden, in the shade

we bought an underwater camera the other day and had the sudden urge to use it on something really big. So we went and swam with the biggest fish in the sea:







Note this guy was about 9m long...

and this guy was about 4m diammeter:



and these guys were just chillin'

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Mandy

A friend of mine, let's call him Steve, was walking home through Northbridge*, WA, a few months back, very drunk. What better time to stop in to a sex shop? - Rhetorical question, there is no better time.
This is where Steve found Mandy. Mandy was reduced to just $20 and when you see the pictures below, you will see how Steve couldn't afford not to buy her.

When Steve approached the counter he said to the clerk:
"I can't believe you're selling this for $20!" to which the clerk replied
"I can't believe you're buying it"

Since then, Mandy has held a special place in the hearts of all that have come across her path. She has touched many.

So it is with great pleasure that I am able to introduce you to Mandy (be sure to enlarge the second picture and enjoy the read!):











Note: She is mostly only brought out for dinner parties

*Northbridge being known for it's sex shops etc.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

No credit to the original

I was listening to one of my all time favourite acts the other day, George Baker Selection, when Una Paloma Blanca came on:*



I was bopping along to the joyful tunes when i was struck with a disgusted, confused and dirty feeling.
Has George Baker ripped off one of the all time classics???

You decide:



Now, are you as disappointed as I am?


*how often have you seen a recorder in a pop song?

Monday, April 27, 2009

So how does it feel?

One of the things that really gets on my nerves at birthday times is when somebody asks:

"So, another year older, how does it feel?"

It feels the same as yesterday you idiot. How come you're only asking me this now when i see you every day? I'm not a year older overnight, I'm a day older.
Now unless I'd just been sentenced to life imprisonment overnight, or my favourite budgie had died, I'm pretty sure I feel the same as yesterday, plus or minus a 5% buffer.

Get fucked.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Summer programming

Everybody knows that over the summer months the quality of TV programming greatly declines. The terrible cheap shows are on that are not good enough to show in the higher rating periods and all the main presenters are on holiday.

The same goes for radio. All the presenters are on holiday and there are either fill-ins or no presenters at all. The difference between radio and tv is that the quality of music does not decline. In fact it probably goes up as presenters / programmers are given more freedom to do as they choose.

The month or so over the christmas- new year period was some of the most enjoyable radio listening i've had. Especially on Triple J.

It gave me the opportunity to hear some awesome new bands and not have to deal with mediocre radio personalities that seem to be in abundance on Australian radios...

I listen to the radio either for music or talkback; but not a hybrid blend of both at the same time.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

What goes around

When i was trekking North America back in 2006 I did it all on the cheap. A lot of couchsurfing and a lot of Greyhound. Even if you've never been on a greyhound bus, you more than likely heard about how terrible their service is.

On one occasion i was busing from Boston to Montreal, then to get a second bus to Ottawa. I know what you're thinking; why would i not stop over in Montreal but go all the way to Ottawa? Well, i was planning to go to Montreal on the way back to New England. One thing i quickly worked out is that you don't want to do long trips on greyhound. Not only was it stinking hot and ridiculously humid, it was also very late (schedule, not time of day).
I was going to get the last bus of the night from Montreal to Ottawa, but as you can imagine the first bus was late and i missed the second. Montreal is by no means a bad city to be stuck in, quite the contrary actually, but it also happened to be the final weekend of the Jazz Festival.

There was absolutely no budget accommodation available. I walked from hostel to hostel growing increasingly frustrated / desperate. One hostel worker was kind enough to give me a list of other hostels and relevant information. I was struggling to find one hostel (i didn't have a phone) when i asked a lady on the street for directions. After briefly explaining my situation (she was an English speaking native of Quebec) she said she'd just call them all and find out for me. Awesome.

After calling about six, she too was becoming increasingly frustrated and eventually came to the following conclusion:
"Fuck it, you seem like a nice enough guy, throw your bags in the back of my car, come out to this 80's bar with me and just stay at my place." Awesome.

Montreal quickly became my favourite city in North America but it wasn't long before i had to move on and finally visit my friend in Ottawa, then go to Toronto, then head back east.

Pretty much wherever i needed to go (I had to be back in Boston within a few weeks) I was going back through Montreal. I contacted C and she informed me that she was about to head up to Quebec City for a few days to visit her grandparents before she went off to Panama for a couple of months. She offered me a ride (and more free accom) and i got to see more of Canada, with a local (sort of) who was extremely handy; I don't speak french.

It's safe to say, without C i would have been in a lot of trouble that first night. I also wouldn't have seen the cool things that only the locals do and i had my very own translator.

So last weekend when i was walking home from a small night out with a couple of mates at 1am and there was a back packer sitting on a park bench in front of my apartment block; i enquired as to why she was sitting, with all her belongings, by herself and so late at night in Perth's most violent suburb she informed me of her dilemma. She'd arrived that day (and had accom booked) but there had been a double-booking and all the other hostels in the city area were booked out too. She was going to sleep on the street, but opted for outside my apartment block because it was well-lit and clean...

Not wanting some poor German tourist to be killed in the middle of the night, I offered her my couch. My mate and neighbour has a spare room so she moved in there the next night and the three of us have hung out all the time since. The next day, we were going to the beach to check some sculptures and then go sailing afterwards. These are not things she would have known about / would generally do, but it's what we already do so bring her along for a good time. Plus i get to practice my German.

Doing all the touristy things are good; but you never experience a place until you experience what the locals experience.

It's often little things that can make huge differences to someone else

I'm done with inspirational quotes for now.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Hipster Pop

I have a lot of friends who are hipsters. The problem i have with the entire hipster thing is nothing to do with how somebody acts, dresses or behaves; it is to do with the music.*

To me, hipster pop is bands like: CSS, MGMT, Bonde Do Role, the Ting Tings etc. The kind of music that is catchy but isn't very technical. The synthesizer equivalent of the explosion of British not-so-good-musicians-but-somehow-topping-the-charts bands circa 2004.**

While other fads are cyclical, i don't think hipster pop will ever make it round again. I just can't see people listening to these bands in 10 years time when they haven't had a hit for a while and nobody wants to see them play anymore, even though it only costs $15 to get in.

Having said all this, for the past month or so, I've been listening to this song a lot:



After hearing it the first time (she does have a pleasing singing voice) i checked out who the singer was. Probably doesn't help (my listening of the song) to find out she is also not too bad on the eyes:



Fortunately for me though; i finally acquired the new albums of Beirut, Bat for Lashes*** and An Horse. Rest easy, only quality music blasting in my home for the foreseeable future.

*I'll happily admit that i dressed quite hipster for a while a couple of years ago. It was a good idea at the time, you know, but i got over it.

**not to be confused with the explosion of British bands in the 90's.

***Zach Condon and Natasha Khan are amazing musicians. I absolutely adore them. Add Jens Lekman to that category too and you have the three highest rotations of the last 18 months